Whirling the sword dramatically over his head, Kisame brought Samehada down on the can with a thunderous crash. "Deidara sprang out the window and onto a large clay bird, narrowly dodging several deadly origami weapons." Minus 70! Kakuzu stepped forwards, attempting to calm the furious woman." Here you go", he held out a grease-stained paper bag. Konan opened it tentatively, pulling out a greasy burger and salty fries." Are you trying to make me fat?! "Konan stuck the lollipop in her mouth, frantic for some nourishment, as Tobi bounced off to play.Kakuzu sank to his knees wailing in despair as the dust from the crash cleared and the gigantic hole in the floor was revealed. She stood with her eyes closed, counting slowly to 10, scribbling " minus 30" in her notebook on Kisame's page then turned to Hidan." Okay Hidan, what have you got? The blackened, still feathered carcass of a roasted chicken (it's head intact) stared mournfully back up at her from bloody sockets. Deidara attempted to hide behind Itachi as Konan raced to the closet and pulled the scale. " she shrieked angrily, tossing the fast food aside. Konan turned to her partner, in a somewhat better mood now that she had eaten something. He had also gone to a restaurant, although his choice in dining was far more tasteful then that of his associate.If you're looking for fan-made Naruto spoofs and tributes made by in Flash, however, we've got what you're looking for!
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It was a relatively normal day in the Akatsuki's secret HQ. Didn't you know that you actually have to cook French toast?! "She shoved him aside roughly and moved on to the next member, who happened to be Zetsu. In Konohagakure, team Seven looked up in surprise as a loud shriek rang through the air.
Hidan was performing a bloody ritual that involved the (5 seconds late) milkman, Kakuzu was counting money, SAsori was varnishing his chest while arguing fiercely over the meaning of true art with Deidara, Tobi was being a nuisance, Pein was playing cards with all of his bodies, Konan was folding origami, Kisame was crying over a can of shark fin soup (' How could you Kakuzu?! I'll need some time to decide."The group glared ferociously at each other. In Otogakure, Orochimaru dropped his eyeshadow brush in surprise as he heard a faint scream.
Hidan held up another smaller platter, revealing a lump smothered with whipped cream." The heart is for dessert", he supplied helpfully." Would eat that, Hhidan? Deidara's tray consisted of whole wheat toast (with margarine, not butter), skim milk, low-fat yogurt, organic fruit and a bowl of healthy cereal." It's all slimming low-fat food, un!
" Konan asked in a strangled voice, struggling to keep her midnight snack from making an appearance." Well, no *beep*ing way, but it's not about me, it's *beep*ing about you!
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