Bro code for dating

A bro is only allowed to hold hands, waists and have his six-pack stroked by the X-X chromosome.Should a dude try any of the above to a bro, he will be eligible for a sucker punch.

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Gone are the days when young men would go into the bush, undergo initiation while receiving lessons on ‘how to be men’ from the older members of their community.

The modern man was therefore forced to create rules that would govern how he associates with his boys.

When texting your bros never ever use emoticons or send ‘I miss you’ & ‘goodnight’ messages.

Doing the above may get you ex-communicated from the pack.

Never shall a bro make a move or even harbor thoughts of making away with his bro’s sister, mother or ex-girlfriend.

Dating cousins is allowable, but the bro is obligated to treat her with great respect and never reveal graphical details of their sexual encounters.

Lastly, never call or text your bros around midnight unless you have a life threatening emergency.

There are some bro code rules when it comes to dating, even if you’re using an online dating website to connect with girls. It’s bro code that if a friend tells you about a site that they are using to meet girls, that you should not tell anyone else what you’ve been told.

When a bro scores a lady during a night out, you shall provide him with a ‘weapon’ and remind him the importance of using it to avoid contracting a nasty STI.

If he is too intoxicated to think straight, you shall restrain him from hitting the sack with her.

When in the urinals, a bro shall stare straight ahead and under no condition shall he peek at his bro’s member!


  1. First degree sexual assault is a Class II felony, punishable by one to 50 years in prison. Most sex offenders must register for 25 years, some for life.

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